Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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