I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
FUCK WHALES
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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