He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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