you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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