Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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