Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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