I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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