I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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