Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
