He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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