thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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