"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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