What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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