To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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