I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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