you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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