doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
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its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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