The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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