You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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