At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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