we have officially lost it.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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I wish there were birth control emojis
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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