Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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