if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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