I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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