he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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