i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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