Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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