friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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