She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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