I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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