Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize