Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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