Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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