Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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