Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
