So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
