Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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