we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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