Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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