Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
