Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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