Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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