the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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