Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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