So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
this is an emotional support booty call
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Randomize