it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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