My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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