I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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