dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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