You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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