i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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