just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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